Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Baja Lawak Omputeh!!

Lawak 1
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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Lawak 2
Said to a railroad engineer:What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
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Lawak 3
They say true love hides behind every Corner...
I must be walking in Circles !
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Lawak 4
Last night I was looking at the stars,
And I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

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