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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Lawak Omputeh

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of an elementary school for lunch. At a table was a large pile of apples. A teacher made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples!"
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Sam and David were sharing their childhood memories.Sam says: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.David: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.Sam: I don't remember exactly because I was only 4 yeas old at that time.
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Wife: Oh dear when you remove your specks you look like the same cute boy whom I married 20 years back.Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks and look at you, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.
Dikarang Oleh Alim Masnan at 9:52 PM

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